Women watches full make-up tutorial without buying anything!!
It official, for the first time ever a lady, more precisely Mrs Spoilt-twat of Derbyshire has watched a full make-up tutorial on Facebook without immediately spending hundreds of pounds on shit she doesn’t need. This is the recorded incident of this happening since the inception of Facebook 2004.
Mrs Spoilt-Twat, who can not stress enough that her name is double barrelled, was quoted as saying ‘ Well i really did want to buy something but my credit card is maxed out and my husband wasn’t home to pester’
Her long suffering husband Mr Twat later made up for not being their by promising that he will leave his credit at home from now on for ’emergencies’.
I think we can all agree he is a total ….