Willy Wonka calls for the return of his kidnapped oompa loompa.

In a heartfelt statement released today, Willy wonka has pleaded for the safe return of his favourite oompa loompa, Trumpy, who has been missing from the factory since 2016.

Willy was quoted saying ‘ Trumpy may be a little slow and often start arguements with the other factory workers but he always made me laugh with his silly hair and hissy fits’.

Trumpy kidnapping has been very public, he has often been seen at the American white house pretending to be president. However, he can’t possibly be as he is not American citizen, he’s from loompaland.

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