Long Term Study proves Masturbation does not cause blindness

Professor W. Anchor has been doing his part for humanity by using his grant money to investigate if excessive masturbation can cause blindness.

He started his study 5 years ago and keeping a record of his actions verses his opticians results.

Prof W. Anchor said ‘ I can still see, but, my eyesight has deteriorated over the years. However I cant really prove if that is down to masturbating or the hours of staring at a laptop screen’

He did want to continue the research for another years but his donors have pulled the research funding, stating that they are fed up of having their resources spunked up the wall.

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