Adult Websites see profits saw since isolation began

The porn industry, especially the free online variety has seen a huge increase in profits since the start of the Covid-19. It has put the increase down to more people in self isolation looking to ‘self comfort’.

One website owner, Frederick Wankstick has now started a campaign to prolong the isolation period to at least a year. ‘ it seems like the only sensible thing to do given the seriousness of the situation, besides I am saving up for a new yacht and need these perverts to keep watching’

If i wasn’t shaking peoples hands before because of the risk of spreading this awful virus, i am definitely not now. Watch out for sticky hands.

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